Buddhists,
It comes as no surprise that B.Franklin has been named skipper of the team that never plays.
Obvious choice...
Onya Lance. He knows that he's King of the World, and that's all that matters, baby. "Kick it to me!"
As the only Swan in the made-up pretend side, it proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that The Red and The White are a Champion team, not a team of Champions, so of course The Bud should be honoured as the greatest player who has ever walked upon this earth.
On a side note - god, you've gotta love the snubbed Tex Walker when he opens his mouth...
"I understand that Adelaide or South Australia in general, it's hard to get people here," he said.
http://www.afl.com.au/news/2018-08-29/tex-wants-answers-from-unhappy-mcgovern?camefrom=EMCL_2463199_110558209
Buddy shifted himself to this side of the island many a long year ago. Look where it's got him now.
Wise move.
