Could go on and on and on and on about The Great Shane FIGJAM Watson copping the AB Medal.
But to spare everyone the indignity, just won't.
Of more interest is Mrs Nathan Bracken causing a stir on the red carpet.
Where'd she get those things?
Completely upstaged Our Lara, apparently, who could only manage the regulation plunging neckline and some "Chanel tattoos", whatever they are.
