My Dear Chairman of the Board,
People keep saying that Pup is out of form, some, even calling for the bloke to be dropped for Boxing Day.
Outrageous thinking.
Can't for the life of me see it.
What are they on about?
So, he made a mistake and executed a really dumb shot in the first innings in Perth along with the rest of the top order, and was about to get set in the second innings when he somehow contrived to play on to an ol' fashioned nothing ball, on 20, and then freely called himself an idiot.
Who can blame him?
Never mind that the chronic dose of Shagger's Back precludes him from bowling his left arm dibbly-dobblers; old timers at the ground have been on the bush telegraph saying Michael did do some very handy work at point, throughout.
Can't be faulted in the field.
How easily people forget his second innings of 80 in Adelbrain.
Saw it with me own eyes from the Colin Egar Bar.
Are they trying to hold against him the fact that he got out at a critical match defining moment, for gawd's sake?
Or that Straya only needed to bat for about two and three quarters of an hour on the last day in Flat City to save the game before the deluge arrived?
That'd all be Pup's fault.
GS Chappell appears to think so -- going on his smarmy backlit appearance on Ch9 on the crystal bucket last night -- where he intimated that Clarkey was no longer the pea for the captaincy, and no one was really in the pod.
Really, Greg?
Is anyone in charge?
Then had to back-flip today, re-assuring the general public that MJ Clarke was going to be the next Australian captain, whether they liked it or not; an issue made more pressing by Punter's buggered pinkie.
Could call the weirdo Chappell brother a two-faced-cunt, but won't.
After the Abomination in Adelaide, winning by the length of the street in Perfect Perth was a welcome filip.
One-One becomes the promoters dream, and the opportunity for sharp practice increases exponentially.
The Selectors can meet in the MCG Members Car Park on the morning of the match for all anyone cares, and make no sense at all to anyone; they can do as they please.
So it's up to you.
The choice is yours.
Drop the useless loop, or make him Captain.
