Fellow selectors,
Not what you’d call a very auspicious start to the tour of India.
There were some dark mutterings in some circles mid week that if Punter fails to fire with the bat on the subcontinent and/or messes up in the field and contrives to lose a couple of test matches, the Board might be inclined to think about the tap of the shoulder pensioning him off, and handing the captaincy to Pup.
Guessing a messy transition like that won’t happen in a hurry, especially if MJ Clarke falls into old bad habits.
At Hyderabad it appears that he shuffled back and across, played completely down the wrong line and missed the thing, and found himself plumb in front of middle stump – for the majestic total of 18.
More work required in the nets to get better suited to Indian decks.
The selectors have got the bowling line-up all wrong, given that mystery spinner Bryce “Old Man” McGain is on the first flight back home with a dodgy shoulder, and the Jason Krezja kiddie put in a shocking performance in the tour match, getting belted all over the park by second string batsmen on a six lane highway.
You have to remember Krezja couldn’t get a game for NSW and had to move to Tasmania to get another crack at the first class game.
And he’s also admitted to testing positive to cocaine a couple of years back [although he did call into play the ‘I never done it with a fish, yr Honour’ defence, claiming that some evil doer had put a heaping teaspoon full of the gear into his beer!].
Beau Casson can’t even make the NSW one day-side, but looks like going to India as the third choice test spinner.
Perhaps the selectors should just bite the bullet and send a box of brand new fishing tackle around to Roy’s place, with a note saying it would be OK if he packed it in his bags and took the barramundi lures with him to Bangalore.
