Midnight Tokers,
As Essendon rapidly go the same way as all the drugs they flushed down the toilet after being nicked injecting snakey substances into their player's eyeballs, while talk emerges of "insane" training regimes, and other clubs run their rosters up and down precipitous mountain sides in Colorado and Utah, what do the Swans do?
They have a noice relaxing four-day break on banana lounges on the pool deck at the Coffs Harbour Hilton, as bellboys flit about with jugs of Pina Colada on silver platters.
Never mind that the Australian Crime Commission has blown the lid clean off the whole damned thing, calling professional sports about as straight as a crooked stick, that's the way you win Premierships - the old fashioned way.
