Where's Jim Higgs when you need him?

I'm surprised Trevor Hohns is still alive.
Where's Jim Higgs when you need him?
Wasn't Greg Chappell sacked as a selector a few years back for being a rude vegan prick, and now he returns to the interim panel as if he was a knight in shining armour?
And, it seems, if you thump a ton in a single Sheffield Shield match, yr in.
"Go to the top order for Straya, son, and see if you can join the ever growing ranks of one-test wonders".
After committing the cardinal sin of being run out in a Test match, and with his 32nd birthday on Monday, CJ Ferguson has already put his Baggy in a glass case.
No matter, they'll be handing out baggy's like confetti, anyway.
Crisis?
What crisis?