Ten reasons to dislike Shane Watson

Ten reasons to dislike Shane Watson:

1. Worst haircut in the history of test cricket.
2. Holds every good shot for a few seconds just so the photographers can get a good snap.
3. Stalks other more credentialed cricketers for their place in the team.
4. Manages to get injured while blinking.
5. Once took MJ Clarke’s place in the team, before being injured.
6. Smirks like an Elizabethan court jester.
7. Gets bowled and LBW a lot for a bloke with an allegedly barrel-tight defence.
8. Calls a press conference after straightening out a technical flaw.
9. Can’t win a bet for dinner in the nets.
10. Bowls a lot of rubbish.